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<t_sunset> (forward dated to post event)

[tequila_sunset]

can i ask u something :0

<kitsuragi>

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What is it, detective?

<t_sunset>

[tequila_sunset]

is there a homo-sexual ear

<kitsuragi>

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A homo-sexual *ear*?

[He's grateful this is just a text conversation. It takes all his effort to not break out into laughter.]

The right ear. This is a well-known fact to all members of the homo-sexual underground.

<t_sunset>

[tequila_sunset]

i cant believe everyone knows this i need a manifesto or something there has to be guides for homo-sexuals or bi-sexuals with amnesia right

<kitsuragi>

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Maybe you ought to plan a trip to the library. I've heard there are a few homo-sexual manifestos squirreled away in the back shelves.

<t_sunset>

[tequila_sunset]

okay

i guess ill go on the way back

<kitsuragi>

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Back from what?

<t_sunset>

[tequila_sunset]

piercing place

record shop downtown does them

<kitsuragi>

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Did you ask me this question to decide what ear(s) you want pierced?

<t_sunset>

[tequila_sunset]

yeah?

was that wrong

<kitsuragi>

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No, no. It's not wrong.

[It's just funny.]

Out of curiosity, what did you get pierced?

<t_sunset>

[tequila_sunset]

ears

it’s kind of weird because of the feather situation

<kitsuragi>

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Both of them? You know what that means, detective, don't you?

<t_sunset>

[tequila_sunset]

i got the homo sexual ear done but then i was worried women might not know i like them too im an equal opportunity kind of guy

what does it mean?

Why didn’t he fully talk this through with Kim beforehand??

<kitsuragi>

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[Equal....opportunity..........]

It means you now have two ears pierced, like a normal person who would chose to get their ears pierced. And, of course, that you are bi-sexual. Congratulations.

[He is 100% joking. The trouble is if Harry will get that.]

<t_sunset>

[tequila_sunset]

If EDC was still psychic he’d get the joke. Unfortunately he can’t read Kim’s body language and right now Rhetoric is suffering.

ok i thought it was something bad for a second

i dont think anyone will think im normal for very long though

so every guy with two ears pierced is bi-sexual?

<kitsuragi>

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Don't be ridiculous. Only *some* guys with two ears pierced are bi-sexual. Don't think about it too hard, though. It's not productive to obsess about other people's sexualities....

Detective, I don't think you ever *were* normal.

<t_sunset>

[tequila_sunset]

i know im trying not to obsess i just feellike im lagging behind like im going to flunk bi sexuality and i know i used to know some of these things

like i remembered looking at guys ears in clubs

yeah i think thats right from what i remember

always heard voices if thats what you mean

<kitsuragi>

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You can't *flunk* bi-sexuality. It just...is. You don't get *graded* on how good of a homo-sexual you are.

[If they did, Kim would most certainly be failing, if they were grading based on the ratio of romantic trysts over the years....]

Anyways, I think you're overthinking this. Just take it one step at a time.

<t_sunset>

[tequila_sunset]

The first thing he writes is an apology. He erases that with a frown. That isn’t right. It kind of is. He is sorry basically all the time. But it’s not right.

INTERFACING - (Look, I just do what I’m told.)

thank you

For a lot of things. Too many to reasonably list.